Which non human life form would you shag? Page 3

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sootyj

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:41am
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Quote: Slippery Jack @ November 15 2009, 1:38 AM GMT

I see no one has gone for an inanimate object yet . . .


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Coorrr grrr eeeh, extra.

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zooo

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:42am
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Any non sleaze bucket would say aw, that looks like a heart.

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sootyj

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Quote: NickTheDon @ November 15 2009, 1:40 AM GMT

Ariel from The Little Mermaid, anyone?

Although I have to say, f**k knows where her vagina is.


Well if you wanted anal you could wait till she provided a long stringy poo that annoying lobster thing would eat.

Long time no see Nick!

Quote: zooo @ November 15 2009, 1:42 AM GMT

Any non sleaze bucket would say aw, that looks like a heart.


This sleaze bucket reckon they look like they make Jordan look flat chested.

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NickTheDon

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:46am
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Quote: sootyj @ November 15 2009, 1:42 AM GMT

Well if you wanted anal you could wait till she provided a long stringy poo that annoying lobster thing would eat.

Long time no see Nick!


I don't know if I could stoop that low. I'd definitely let her suck me off though.

(I kept on forgetting to come back here, I've missed great threads like these)

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T.W.

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:46am
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Quote: zooo @ November 15 2009, 1:42 AM GMT

Any non sleaze bucket would say aw, that looks like a heart.


A brave attempt to raise the tone of the conversation. Bravo, young lady! :)

Right, what was all this about f**king cartoon mermaids again?

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sootyj

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:47am
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Have you been wasting your time having a life, going out in daylight and stuff.

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zooo

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Quote: sootyj @ November 15 2009, 1:42 AM GMT

This sleaze bucket reckon they look like they make Jordan look flat chested.


Ha!
Is un possible.

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T.W.

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Quote: NickTheDon @ November 15 2009, 1:46 AM GMT

I don't know if I could stoop that low. I'd definitely let her suck me off though.


The list of anything with a mouth that I'd let suck me off grows shorter by the year...

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sootyj

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:48am
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It's the John Holmes land.

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NickTheDon

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:49am
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Quote: zooo @ November 15 2009, 1:42 AM GMT

Any non sleaze bucket would say aw, that looks like a heart.


I reckon it's a pair of cock-less testicles.

This cheesecake would get it:

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zooo

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:49am [Edited]
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Ha, ok fair enough, I can't fight that one sooty.

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sootyj

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:51am
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Women are now redundant.

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T.W.

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:52am
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Quote: sootyj @ November 15 2009, 1:48 AM GMT


It's the John Holmes land.


Ha! Where's that Murphy? You see, there is a God! Pleased

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T.W.

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:56am
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Quote: sootyj @ November 15 2009, 1:54 AM GMT

eh?


That blasted heathen Kevin. Angy