Who would you go gay for? Page 5

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jmorton

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:34am
  • Denver, United States
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Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 1:28 AM GMT

To turn the question around for you, Jeff, if you had to go straight...? :)


I'd say Rose McGowan or Liz Hurley.....

I wonder if Hillary Swank counts....she's quite manly :P

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NickTheDon

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:35am
  • Brighton, England
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Quote: zooo @ November 15 2009, 1:33 AM GMT

I don't think she's a lesbian.


I actually had arguments with my ex about this. I didn't think she was, and she disagreed. It'd be nice to know I was right all along!

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The Giggle-o

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:36am
  • England
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Quote: sootyj @ November 15 2009, 1:30 AM GMT

You're the One I really, really love
And you're so gay
Promise you're gay
If I'm going to pay
You're the One for me, Stotty
You've the bum I really, really love
And I will spray
Promise I can spray
If I'm ever in your way
A-hey

All I'm about to say
Some hope; lovely pubic hair
All I'm about to say
Some hope; and lovely hair
Hoe...

You're the One for me, Stotty
You're the One I really, really love
And I will pay
Promise I can pay
If I'm up your way
Your'sthe One for me, botty
You're the One I really, really love
And I'm so gay
Promise you're gay
If I'm ever up your way
A-hey

All I'm about to say
Some dope; and anal tears
All I'm about to say
Some rope; and pulled hairs
Oh, oh ...

You're the One for me, Stotty
You're the One I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise you'll say
If I'm ever in your way
A-hey

You're the One for me, fatty
You're the One for me, gay gaay
gaay
gaay
gaay

Laughing out loud

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T.W.

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:42am [Edited]
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Quote: jmorton @ November 15 2009, 1:34 AM GMT

I'd say Rose McGowan or Liz Hurley.....

I wonder if Hillary Swank counts....she's quite manly :P


I'm afraid I had to Google Rose McGowan.

But on the evidence you have presented... I concur. :)

Hillary Swank manly? How effeminate are the guys on your "manly" gaydar? :O ;)

She's manly in the Jamie Lee-Curtis way, I suppose.

Sooty, do you have a box full of these adapted song lyrics in "case of emergency"? ;)

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zooo

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:43am
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She played a man once!
Or... a girl who wanted to be a man. Something.

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sootyj

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:43am
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Nah I'm just slap dash and fast.

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T.W.

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:44am
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Quote: zooo @ November 15 2009, 1:43 AM GMT

She played a man once!
Or... a girl who wanted to be a man. Something.


Was that Boys Don't Cry (a disturbing film) or She's The Man (a disturbing film in a whole different way)?

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jmorton

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:45am
  • Denver, United States
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Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 1:42 AM GMT

I'm afraid I had to Google Rose McGowan.

But on the evidence you have presented... I concur. :)

Hillary Swank manly? How effeminate are the guys on your "manly" gaydar? :O ;)

She's manly in the Jamie Lee-Curtis way, I suppose.


Lol....actually I was just thinking that since she should have won the oscar for best actor for the movie "Boys Don't Cry"....eh...nevermind.

Tom Cruise has always sent the ole gaydar off...well, for that matter he also sets off my weird-dar and my badactor-dar as well

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zooo

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:45am
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Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 1:44 AM GMT

Was that Boys Don't Cry (a disturbing film) or She's The Man (a disturbing film in a whole different way)?


Ha! The first one.

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sootyj

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:46am
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Tom Cruise is not gay, he can however fly.

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DaButt

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:46am
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Quote: jmorton @ November 15 2009, 1:45 AM GMT


Tom Cruise has always sent the ole gaydar off...well, for that matter he also sets off my weird-dar and my badactor-dar as well


Might as well throw in his old friend and fellow Scientologist, John Travolta, while you're at it.

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sootyj

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:50am
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Surely you're not suggesting they're bumming each other? So much Thetan energy would destroy life as we know it.

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T.W.

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:50am
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I think if I were a Hollywood A-lister I would be about fifteen million times more comfortable with people insinuating I was gay, as opposed to that I was a Scientologist.

I'd seek a compromise with the tabloids and ask them to suggest I was a bisexual Mormon.

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jmorton

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:50am
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Quote: DaButt @ November 15 2009, 1:46 AM GMT

Might as well throw in his old friend and fellow Scientologist, John Travolta, while you're at it.


Absolutely. :)

Although Travolta is a better dancer

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DaButt

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:51am
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Quote: sootyj @ November 15 2009, 1:50 AM GMT

Surely you're not suggesting they're bumming each other?


Ok, I'll clam up.

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 1:50 AM GMT


I'd seek a compromise with the tabloids and ask them to suggest I was a bisexual Mormon.


I knew one in the Army. Trufax.