Who would you go gay for? Page 4

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The Giggle-o

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:00am [Edited]
  • England
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Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 15 2009, 12:51 AM GMT

Morrissey. No question.


He'd only write a song about it. 'You're the One for Me, Stotty'.

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jmorton

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:02am
  • Denver, United States
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Quote: Slippery Jack @ November 15 2009, 12:54 AM GMT

Saw a German film the other night called 'Flame and Citroen'. I'd go gay for Flame . . .


Flaming is the best way to go gay ;)

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T.W.

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:14am [Edited]
  • England
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In all serious I'd have to say, stand-up comedian Paul Sinha, if only to bring an 18 year long issue between us to some sort of closure - and perhaps provide him with the starting point for his next Edinburgh show. :) (I can get a plug for Sinha in any thread. Go see him.)

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The Giggle-o

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:17am
  • England
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Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 1:14 AM GMT

In all serious I'd have to say, stand-up comedian Paul Sinha, if only to bring an 18 year long issue between us to some sort of closure - and perhaps provide him with the starting point for his next Edinburgh show. :) (I can get a plug for Sinha in any thread. Go see him.)


Why hasn't Paul broken in to the mainstream yet, Tim? He's be around a fair while now hasn't he?

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KM378

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:17am [Edited]
  • London, England
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Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 1:14 AM GMT

In all serious I'd have to say, stand-up comedian Paul Sinha


He looks like a mentalist. In the Derren Brown sense of the word.

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T.W.

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:20am [Edited]
  • England
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Quote: The Giggle-o @ November 15 2009, 1:17 AM GMT

Why hasn't Paul broken in to the mainstream yet, Tim? He's be around a fair while now hasn't he?


Oh, I don't know, he's doing more radio now. Be nice to see him get a shot on HIGNFY. I think he likes the circuit a lot though. And his quizzes, the nerd. ;) Perhaps never having slept with me has somehow held him back? Whistling nnocently

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Michael O'Connor

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:21am
  • Kerry, Ireland
  • 77 posts

I'd go gay for Jennifer Saunders. If I was a woman. Which I'm unfortunately not. But I'd be glad to pretend to be a bisexual lady, if Jennifer ever fancied a night of lesbian sex with me. I'm also up for drunken lezza frolics with Helen Mirren.

http://pebbles09.blogspot.com/

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The Giggle-o

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:22am
  • England
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Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 1:20 AM GMT

Oh, I don't know, he's doing more radio now. Be nice to see him get a shot on HIGNFY. I think he likes the circuit a lot though. And his quizzes, the nerd. ;) Perhaps never having slept with me has somehow held him back? Whistling nnocently

:D

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T.W.

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:23am
  • England
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Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 15 2009, 1:17 AM GMT

He looks like a mentalist. In the Derren Brown sense of the word.


Needs to change that picture. It's been up there for about 5 years. And he doesn't even get his gig list updated on there now! (*whispers* But you can look them all up on Chortle Whistling nnocently)

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sootyj

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:23am
  • England
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Quote: Michael O'Connor @ November 15 2009, 1:21 AM GMT

I'd go gay for Jennifer Saunders. If I was a woman. Which I'm unfortunately not. But I'd be glad to pretend to be a bisexual lady, if Jennifer ever fancied a night of lesbian sex with me. I'm also up for drunken lezza frolics with Helen Mirren.

http://pebbles09.blogspot.com/


That's a cheat punishable by licking 200lbs of Nutella off of Dawn French after she's been jumping and down. Whilst she reads from Lady Chatterly's Lover in her unfunny West Country Accent.

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T.W.

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:28am [Edited]
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Quote: The Giggle-o @ November 15 2009, 1:22 AM GMT :D


He did tell a couple of jokes/stories about me in one of his first Edinburgh full-length shows. Fortunately, he didn't mention my name.

Quote: jmorton @ November 15 2009, 1:02 AM GMT

Flaming is the best way to go gay ;)


To turn the question around for you, Jeff, if you had to go straight...? :)

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sootyj

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:30am
  • England
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Quote: The Giggle-o @ November 15 2009, 1:00 AM GMT

He'd only write a song about it. 'You're the One for Me, Stotty'.


You're the One I really, really love
And you're so gay
Promise you're gay
If I'm going to pay
You're the One for me, Stotty
You've the bum I really, really love
And I will spray
Promise I can spray
If I'm ever in your way
A-hey

All I'm about to say
Some hope; lovely pubic hair
All I'm about to say
Some hope; and lovely hair
Hoe...

You're the One for me, Stotty
You're the One I really, really love
And I will pay
Promise I can pay
If I'm up your way
Your'sthe One for me, botty
You're the One I really, really love
And I'm so gay
Promise you're gay
If I'm ever up your way
A-hey

All I'm about to say
Some dope; and anal tears
All I'm about to say
Some rope; and pulled hairs
Oh, oh ...

You're the One for me, Stotty
You're the One I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise you'll say
If I'm ever in your way
A-hey

You're the One for me, fatty
You're the One for me, gay gaay
gaay
gaay
gaay

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NickTheDon

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:32am
  • Brighton, England
  • 1,348 posts

Is Josie Long a lesbian gay? She's lovely. I want to be her mate.

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zooo

  • Sunday 15th November 2009, 6:33am
  • United Kingdom
  • 69,195 posts

I don't think she's a lesbian.