And what do you say to the more brassy and blousy barmaids?

Have a care sir, can you not see this dog-collar I'm wearing and my wife in tow?

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(Aside to hopefully that nice quiet barmaid - "Do you do tease?")

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Jeez Herc, reign it in will ya.

I'll have a bitter lemon kind Sir, but this time can you at least peel it.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 12th January 2017, 9:36 AM

NOT a pint of the amber nectar?!?

(Aside to hopefully that nice quiet barmaid - "Do you do teas?")

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Or a glass of wine or rum. Am allergic to beer.

The Aussie's in.
Time t get the shot glasses out
Oh and ask if she can d a stint behind the bar, one of our barmaids just quit

And those people refusing to buy peanuts because there's a naked Donald Trump behind the bags
rest assured he is wearing a bikini

I'll have a little cheeky vodka Steve to celebrate the Hoops beating Reading tonight.

We always do free drinks when QPR win
It doesn't affect our profit margins at all

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 12th January 2017, 8:00 PM

The Aussie's in.
Time t get the shot glasses out
Oh and ask if she can d a stint behind the bar, one of our barmaids just quit

And those people refusing to buy peanuts because there's a naked Donald Trump behind the bags
rest assured he is wearing a bikini

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No problem. Let me phone the boss to say I won't be in Monday and rearrange my suitcase - good thing I didn't unpack it . Then I'm on my way.

Quote: reds @ 12th January 2017, 7:36 PM

Am allergic to beer.

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Then why are you living in Oz, Digger?

Evenin' Dave, I'll have half a Red Barrel and a Babycham for the little lady and don't forget the cherry on a stick. So, have Regan or Carter been in this evenin'?

Lonely was in here the other night - didn't see him but got the whiff..

Mine's a Campari and soda (no fruit) and served with a handle.

Also, I'm a little peckish, do you have any canopies?

You lookin' at me sunshine or me bird? Whateffer, watch yerself or I'll 'ave to slap yer abart a bit alroight............no wot I mean John?

Anyone want to have a go on the pub card? It's for the OAPs trip to the seaside in the summer and if they don't make it till then, there's Coop funeral vouchers.

My family and friends have all chipped in and bought me a pre-paid funeral. I am not sure how to react to the gift - I can't say it's what I've always wanted..

..I'll have a half of mild if you're on your way to the bar..