TWO PINTS OF COBRA LITE AND BOX OF KLEENEX PLEASE

(The Kleenex obviously for S.)

No it would be for Paul Mayhew Archer to wipe down the whiteboard.

Per-lease, Marc! Don't stoop so low as to sully the name of TV's Mr Comedy, Paul Mayhew Archer!

I liked An actors Life and Nelson's Column. Old fashioned farcy fun.

Paid John Gordon Sinclair's mortgage, I suppose. (These double-barrelled surname comedy gods obviously stick together.)

I would probably also never commission anything by a writer under the age of 30.

I'd liquidate the BBC Comedy College ghetto and send them all to camps in Austria.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 20 2009, 10:23 AM BST

First, I would make sure Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle doesn't get a second series.

I would commission a similar show from Jerry Sadowitz.

Produce a show at the weekend similar to the USA's Saturday Night Live.

Take an axe to Caroline Quentin.

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Better.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 20 2009, 11:02 AM BST

I'd liquidate the BBC Comedy College ghetto and send them all to camps in Austria.

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You could call it the Holo Course.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 20 2009, 11:04 AM BST

Better.

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Cheeky.

Quote: Leevil @ August 20 2009, 11:05 AM BST

You could call it the Holo Course.

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>_<

I'd also "re-educate" Tim Dawson.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 20 2009, 10:59 AM BST

Paid John Gordon Sinclair's mortgage, I suppose. (These double-barrelled surname comedy gods obviously stick together.)

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Does Paul A Mendelsson count as double barrelled. I used to play racquetball with him every Thursday!

No.

I'd blackball Jennifer Saunders.