Fawlty Towers: Best Guest Page 2

Quote: Aaron @ August 14 2009, 7:54 PM BST

Yep.

As far as I remember, anyway.

No he was staying at the hotel.

He asked for Sausages but cook had locked them away.

That was before the guest had even died.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 14 2009, 8:19 PM BST

Ah, probably why he didn't scare me!

Is this off-topic now?

Um. Don't think so...

The Major scared me too. But that's because he shouted the n word once without warning!
Was it the n word? Something of that nature.

Quote: JohnnyD @ August 14 2009, 5:18 PM BST

That'll be Bernard Cribbins!

Spoons hey.

I'm with the OP. Mrs Richards.

I also have a soft spot for the blonde Australian woman with the dodgy light switch.

What about that man who ordered 'A Gin and Orange, A Lemon Squash and a Scotch and Water'

Anyway, the Major wins hands down, but he was more of a permanent resident at the hotel.

Quote: Jack Massey @ August 14 2009, 11:53 PM BST

'A Gin and Orange, A Lemon Squash and a Scotch and Water'

Sometimes that sentence just comes into my head for no reason at all.

Mine too. I've actually without thinking gone to a bar and ordered that.

Mine too. But with the final 'PLEASE!"

Quote: JohnnyD @ August 15 2009, 12:21 AM BST

Mine too. But with the final 'PLEASE!"

Definitely.

Did you get a RIGHT! and a broken picture afterwards?

Quote: zooo @ August 14 2009, 8:08 PM BST

I don't knooow!
He was too cockney, or too aggressively sexual or something!

Plus I *think* he was wearing a medallion.. :/

Is the policeman in the Pilot (The 'Lord melbury' episode?)

Mr Johnson in 'The Psychiatrist' was a bit of a ladies man
(Did he have a medallion?)

And in the episode 'The Wedding party' there was another ladies man.
Who I've just realised was the same actor who played Tony (Grreat) in the Fall & rise of Reginald Perrin.

Quote: Badge @ August 14 2009, 11:15 PM BST

I also have a soft spot for the blonde Australian woman with the dodgy light switch.

I have a hard spot !

That aside, it has to be David Kelly !

'Lick of paint, lick of paint ! '

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 15 2009, 12:59 AM BST

I have a hard spot !

Doh! I was teeing that one up for Morrace!

Quote: Badge @ August 15 2009, 1:18 AM BST

Doh! I was teeing that one up for Morrace!

He's off with his Horlicks and Peoples Friend!

Quote: zooo @ August 14 2009, 8:21 PM BST

Um. Don't think so...

The Major scared me too. But that's because he shouted the n word once without warning!
Was it the n word? Something of that nature.

Yes, he did. Bless you. :)