Quote: Tim Walker @ August 11 2009, 4:22 PM BST

You left out my magpies! They were big (for magpies).

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Apologies and list sorted.

I saw "Cumbo" a Disney snuff film.

The sight of a full size African elephant; being shagged up the back, whilst being choked by a giant mooring chain, was as arousing as it was strangely sad.

Dead whale. The beach is about 100 metres from my house. This thing had been dead awhile prior to washing ashore.

It was about 8 metres long, and was removed from the beach by mechanical excavator. The machine driver who moved it said it weighed around 3 tonnes.

I saw on the news that some horrible children beat a baby moose with sticks that had wondered into a town and was trying to call for its mother.

Lengthwise, I guess it might be a 14-foot alligator. I've also seen dead sharks almost that size.

Quote: DaButt @ August 12 2009, 10:23 PM BST

Lengthwise, I guess it might be a 14-foot alligator.

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That's nothing. I've seen a 100 foot centipede.

Poor sod that moped looked new.

What the f**king f**k?

I hope that's photoshopped.

Nope it's a dead whale I think in Taiwan that was being taken by truck for disection. Except it was full of gas and exploded.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFwxH3PPWiU

And here's another exploding whale.

Apparently the exploded remains of a 100 tonne whale are a little smelly.

Quote: sootyj @ August 12 2009, 10:49 PM BST

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Yo! Sushi's gone right down hill.

When I said I wanted a whale tail on the back of my bike, oh never mind...

I bet the moped driver was well / whale 'gutted'

Wes Craven's 'Free Willy' re-make starts shooting in Taiwan

The fat one out of Horne and Cordnen shits himself on a moped.

Any updates?

Mine's still a horse.

A badger.