What's the largest dead animal you've seen?

Mine's a horse.

Human - does that count. It was a dead guy in a cemetry by his daughters grave. I think he'd taken an overdose. Judging by his shellsuit he wasn't much of a loss to society.

Failing that, a cat.

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Quote: Nil Putters @ August 11 2009, 10:20 AM BST

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It's my first ever thread, for Corkey's sake!

It's one of my Speed Dating questions. It elicits some interesting responses.

A massive dead catfish or some other sea creature. It got washed up on the beach while I was in Spain recently. About four blokes dragged the think out the water and then kindly but it on the beach next to me. Everyone was coming over to look at it - or maybe they were coming to stare at the big fat englishman!

Quote: JohnnyD @ August 11 2009, 10:27 AM BST

It's one of my Speed Dating questions. It elicits some interesting responses.

And does it elicit any answers about dead animals?

Quote: JohnnyD @ August 11 2009, 10:27 AM BST

It's my first ever thread, for Corkey's sake!

Just thought it seemed like something that would turn up in there. :P

I've seen a dead Kangaroo. In fact it was the first Kangaroo I'd seen when I got to Australia.

Quote: chipolata @ August 11 2009, 10:13 AM BST

Judging by his shellsuit he wasn't much of a loss to society.

Yes, Dr Mengele.
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Quote: JohnnyD @ August 11 2009, 10:27 AM BST

It's one of my Speed Dating questions.

God, you actually do this? I thought Speed Dating was some kind of urban myth.

Quote: bigfella @ August 11 2009, 10:31 AM BST

A massive dead catfish ..

Massive. But how big? Bigger than a horse?

Quote: JohnnyD @ August 11 2009, 11:01 AM BST

Massive. But how big? Bigger than a horse?

Bigger than a shetland poney but smaller than a shire horse. does that help?

Quote: chipolata @ August 11 2009, 10:13 AM BST

Human - does that count. It was a dead guy in a cemetry by his daughters grave. I think he'd taken an overdose. Judging by his shellsuit he wasn't much of a loss to society.

Why were you in a cemetry? Did you just leave the poor bugger there?

Quote: bigfella @ August 11 2009, 11:04 AM BST

Why were you in a cemetry? Did you just leave the poor bugger there?

Chip's a bit of a lackadaisical coroner, to be honest.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 11 2009, 10:56 AM BST

God, you actually do this? I thought Speed Dating was some kind of urban myth.

I do it so often that I now have a Pavlovian reaction when I hear a bell ring - I get up and go and talk to someone else.

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