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Stephen Goodlad

  • Tuesday 13th February 2018, 7:16pm
  • Mirfield, England
  • 2,574 posts

It's bad news Gordon, the Mancs will knock seven colours of shit out of you.

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Gordon Bennett

  • Tuesday 13th February 2018, 8:02pm [Edited]
  • Basel, Switzerland
  • 18,933 posts
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 13th February 2018, 7:16 PM

It's bad news Gordon, the Mancs will knock seven colours of shit out of you.

No doubt about that...but I meant "don't piss on my hometown" literally. Laughing out loud I saw some City fans walking in the streets this afternoon. But I have to admit they were behaving very well, no drunken brawl or urinating on our cops so far.

D'oh! 0-1

Edit: D'oh! 0-2

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Stephen Goodlad

  • Tuesday 13th February 2018, 8:09pm
  • Mirfield, England
  • 2,574 posts

Light brown, tan, that's 2 colours already.

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Gordon Bennett

  • Tuesday 13th February 2018, 8:09pm [Edited]
  • Basel, Switzerland
  • 18,933 posts

0-3 not funny anymore.

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Wednesday 14th February 2018, 9:28am
  • England
  • 14,190 posts
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 13th February 2018, 11:21 PM

So what does that make 0 - 4 ? Whistling nnocently

To hell with the greying out - it just gets worse/better.

Oh dear..........

The first Olympic gold medal in mixed doubles curling goes to Canada, after John Morris and Kaitlyn Lawes beat defending world champions Jenny Perret and Martin Rios of Switzerland 10-3 in the gold-medal game.

(No Herc, that's not very sporting, pointing this out too) Snigger.............

Great Britain's men edged out Switzerland to make a winning start to their curling campaign at the Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang.

Rolling eyes

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Gordon Bennett

  • Wednesday 14th February 2018, 9:57am
  • Basel, Switzerland
  • 18,933 posts
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 13th February 2018, 11:21 PM

So what does that make 0 - 4 ? Whistling nnocently

Nothing that can't be cured with 5 away goals...

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Wednesday 14th February 2018, 11:58am [Edited]
  • England
  • 14,190 posts
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 14th February 2018, 9:57 AM

Nothing that can't be cured with 5 away goals...

"Look! Up in the Sky! It's a Bird...It's a Plane... NO! It's a pig with wings!"

(Not into curling then?)

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 14th February 2018, 10:24 AM

That's the spirit.

Whose side are you on. Remember how they sat on the fence when the rest of us were chucking stuff at each other, and then they kept the kitty when it was all over. Cool

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Gordon Bennett

  • Wednesday 14th February 2018, 1:17pm [Edited]
  • Basel, Switzerland
  • 18,933 posts
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th February 2018, 11:58 AM

(Not into curling then?)

Personally, not really. Although I do watch it from time to time because it can be interesting if I'm in the mood for it. It looks silly with all that brushing and shouting but you actually have to be quite clever to play it well...it's a bit like chess on ice.
Switzerland was always good at it and yet it's not really considered as a "national sport" over here. There was a small hype about it though about 20 years ago when both male and female teams were equally favourites for the gold medals at the Olympic Games (in Salt Lake City?).
The skip of the female team for GB ist hawwwwwt! <3

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Gordon Bennett

  • Friday 16th February 2018, 9:27am
  • Basel, Switzerland
  • 18,933 posts

Poor girl, has only a few medals to cover the upper part of her body...

by the way...

Image

Laughing out loud

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Friday 16th February 2018, 9:37am
  • England
  • 14,190 posts

This being the second one like that you've posted, I'm beginning to wonder if he's a bit of a poser.

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Gordon Bennett

  • Friday 16th February 2018, 9:46am
  • Basel, Switzerland
  • 18,933 posts

Well, to be fair, I reckon this is only his head superimposed on someone else's body (probably Guillermo Vilas?)...he hasn't got a body like a bear on steroids, he's even thinner than I am. And the racket covering "Little Roger" is a model used in the 70s.

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Chappers

  • Sunday 18th February 2018, 8:14pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 28,728 posts

And this is Football?

Where are you Moderators when you're needed??????????????????

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