First Kiss... Page 4

Quote: DougWonnacott @ 7th July 2015, 11:49 PM BST

I haven't got kissed since I gave it up aged 18. I woke up one morning after a heavy night on the kiss and realized I'd kissed myself while I was asleep. So I had one of those moments you have when you think 'that's it. I'm never going to get kissed like that ever again.' Then I stopped and I've never been tempted to get even a little bit kissed ever again.

Ah, that's so sad!

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 8th July 2015, 8:14 AM BST

There ya go then

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Thank you - that's quite a smacker!

Quote: Rood Eye @ 8th July 2015, 9:56 AM BST

I love the 'yet'.

Never give up hope.

That's my philosophy.

I appreciate the sentiment. I am planning to go for it during the next BCG drinks...

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 8th July 2015, 11:56 AM BST

I am planning to go for it during the next BCG drinks...

Practising my pucker now............ :)

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 8th July 2015, 2:32 PM BST

Practising my pucker now............ :)

That just sounds *plain* rude.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 8th July 2015, 2:45 PM BST

That just sounds *plain* rude.

:O In your dirty mind you little vixen. :P

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 8th July 2015, 4:03 PM BST

:O In your dirty mind you little vixen. :P

Laughing out loud

Kiss while you can guys & gals, there may come a time when you can't.

Quote: Loopey @ 8th July 2015, 7:48 PM BST

Kiss while you can guys & gals, there may come a time when you can't.

Oh, sad. :(

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 8th July 2015, 8:53 PM BST

Oh, sad. :(

Console

It could happen to anyone. Just saying. Get it while you can! :P

Quote: Loopey @ 9th July 2015, 8:53 AM BST

Console

It could happen to anyone. Just saying. Get it while you can! :P

I do try, but me wick is shrinking.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 9th July 2015, 9:50 AM BST

I do try, but me wick is shrinking.

You can get pills for that.
:D

Quote: Loopey @ 9th July 2015, 9:59 AM BST

You can get pills for that.
:D

Taking 7 for various reasons now, which is enough - must accept that age is dealing me my final hand. Teary

Jesus, I'm on a downer today! :S Laughing out loud

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 9th July 2015, 10:22 AM BST

Taking 7 for various reasons now, which is enough - must accept that age is dealing me my final hand. Teary

Jesus, I'm on a downer today! :S Laughing out loud

Jesus probably knows without you telling him. :P

We could liven things up a bit by swapping pills for a day.

Quote: Loopey @ 9th July 2015, 11:54 AM BST

Jesus probably knows without you telling him. :P

We could liven things up a bit by swapping pills for a day.

Or take them all in one go and Goodnight Vienna - don't tempt me, the way I feel at the moment. :(

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 9th July 2015, 11:58 AM BST

Or take them all in one go and Goodnight Vienna - don't tempt me, the way I feel at the moment. :(

I don't think Loopey's birth control pills would do you any harm.

Cheer up, mate!!!! Console

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 9th July 2015, 11:58 AM BST

Or take them all in one go and Goodnight Vienna - don't tempt me, the way I feel at the moment. :(

That's enough of that, there are tractors to polish, comedy forums to dominate, loads of chocolate to eat. . ok, maybe not the last one, that's one of my fantasies.