Quote: Lee Henman @ July 8 2009, 8:31 PM BSTno
Aw. Poor pubescent Lee.
(*backs away slowly*)
First Kiss... Page 3
My second kiss was a few weeks ago. Sad isn't it. It was when I went to watch "Blackmail".
Might have been my third actually. Dunno, can't remember.
Don't worry. I haven't a clue of my first kiss, so having had very few isn't a biggie.
Glad I'm not the only one.
I haven't been kissed yet.
Don't make me laugh...........haven't you? 
Or is that a euphemism 
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 7th July 2015, 12:10 PM BST
Or is that a euphemism
I am a Nun, therefore I have only kissed The Holy Father's ring.
Coincidentally my mother bought me two dress rings for my birthday and one was decorated with images of Jesus Christ Our Lord. Her explanation? "I didn't have my glasses on and thought that it was a floral design."
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 7th July 2015, 12:18 PM BSTI am a Nun, therefore I have only kissed The Holy Father's ring.
I bet you have, say no more. Filthy habit.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 7th July 2015, 12:20 PM BSTI bet you have, say no more.
"I've an audience with The Holy Father."
"Don't worry Len, they repeat those things all the time."
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 7th July 2015, 12:18 PM BSTI am a Nun, therefore I have only kissed The Holy Father's ring.
Disgusting - and you a nun!
Quote: Chappers @ 7th July 2015, 6:01 PM BSTDisgusting - and you a nun!
I haven't got kissed since I gave it up aged 18. I woke up one morning after a heavy night on the kiss and realized I'd kissed myself while I was asleep. So I had one of those moments you have when you think 'that's it. I'm never going to get kissed like that ever again.' Then I stopped and I've never been tempted to get even a little bit kissed ever again.
Kiss artist.
There ya go then
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 7th July 2015, 12:06 PM BSTI haven't been kissed yet.
I love the 'yet'.
Never give up hope.
That's my philosophy.