Sitcom Haiku Page 2

Syndication rules
Six buddies through ten seasons
Over and over

Brainy chap leaves bar
To set up home with dad's dog
Neurotic brother

Dan

Nice thread Sooty J
5, 7, 5 syllables? *
Not sure I agree

Friends and Frasier Dan?
Are you not working today?
Can't resist a rythme.

Sexy Irish Man
Didn't sell too many books
Hated everyone

(Ok, the last one's subjective)

Lovey

*I thought there were other accepted variations?

Quote: sootyj @ May 26 2009, 1:10 PM BST

Fallen has great tits
Speak once and never repeat not twice
Airmen never go home.

:D

Blonde with goofy teeth
And a sensible brunette
Share flat with a man.

Suburban couple
Boss is coming to dinner
All goes wrong for them.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ May 26 2009, 1:48 PM BST

Suburban couple
Boss is coming to dinner
All goes wrong for them.

:)

You'll have to narrow it down Dolly.

That's pretty much every 70's sitcom in a nutshell!

Jx

Quote: Jane P @ May 26 2009, 1:49 PM BST

:)

You'll have to narrow it down Dolly.

That's pretty much every 70's sitcom in a nutshell!

Jx

:)

He is towelling
Her name is a summer month
He voiced Penfold.

Quote: Jane P @ May 26 2009, 1:40 PM BST

*I thought there were other accepted variations?

Maybe you are thinking of sonnets. :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ May 26 2009, 1:48 PM BST

Blonde with goofy teeth
And a sensible brunette
Share flat with a man.

Suburban couple
Boss is coming to dinner
All goes wrong for them.

Man about that house that is next door to Terry and Junes.

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Perilous is life
When balanced on a sole limb
Over the Abyss.

Quote: Griff @ May 26 2009, 1:37 PM BST

Ah that would be an
Ecumenical Matter
Feck! Drink! Arse! Girls! Shite!

That Irish report on abuse in Catholic children's homes?

Quote: Marc P @ May 26 2009, 2:01 PM BST

Maybe you are thinking of sonnets. :)

Man about that house that is next door to Terry and Junes.

Yeah, you're old enough to get them. ;)

Quote: Marc P @ May 26 2009, 2:01 PM BST

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Perilous is life
When balanced on a sole limb
Over the Abyss.

I don't believe it.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ May 26 2009, 2:10 PM BST

Yeah, you're old enough to get them. ;)

I don't believe it.

:O & :D

Penis is a foot
Into sacred ground places
Daschund phone.

I am so crap at counting syllables.

They meet on sofa
family of commoners
only life happens.

Liverpool in 80s
Flour yeast raised no laughs
Stale from start.

I love Haiku it's poetry for idiots.

Anyone who can just about count upto 7 can do it.
What next? Iambic pentameter on sketch shows?

Dentist and his wife
who cannot cook the dinner
But not Butterflies

Quote: sootyj @ May 26 2009, 2:18 PM BST

What next? Iambic pentameter on sketch shows?

Old Icelandic skaldic poems?