- Wednesday 20th May 2009, 2:37pm
- 154 posts
As there was a couple of Bond sketches doing the rounds I thought I'd have a go. Tell me what you think.
JAMES BOND AND CIA MAN FELIX ARE IN JAMES' HOTEL ROOM. THE BODY OF A BEUTIFUL GIRL LIES ON THE BED. SEVERAL OTHER CIA MEN ARE MILLING ABOUT.
Looks like they thought it was me asleep. Poor girl.
What do you know about her?
She's the double agent Ursula Robonov. I met her in the casino. She must have
come upstairs to wait for me.
FELIX SEARCHES THROUGH URSULA'S HANDBAG. HE PULLS OUT HER IDENTIFICATION.
Says here her names Sally and she's a native of Illinois.
FELIX THROWS I.D TO CIA MAN.
Do a check on her would you.
Fake I.D is essential for a double agent. You'll never find anything to link her to Russia and her real identity.
Look, James, every time we meet I'm cleaning up the body of another beautiful 'double agent'. It's always the same. Is there something you need to tell me?
I...I...can't help myself Felix. I'm sick. Stop me before I do it again.