Cock Man's fight with Bell Boy was suspended after Bell Boy's mum had to take him to his dentist appointment...
Daz: What? All I said was pull my finger...
Oi! Watch the ball sack you little runt!
Rub me and I'll grant you 3 wishes...
MOTHER: Bye Timmy, have fun at nursery!
MOTHER: Now Timmy here, gets a bit cranky around 4, but just give him a banana and he'll quieten down...
He saw you in your "Special suit" and decided to join in as an astronaut.
TIMMY: But I'm a big boy mummy!
MOTHER: No son, that's a REAL big boy...
Granny Madge had heard the new childrens entertainer was nothing more than a big prick.
Granny Madge had heard of this new perversion, Extreme Flashing.
The police had to go under cover to catch the midget mugger in action.
Don't look Jimmy, Its an extreme flasher.
Madge, does my cock look big in this?
I think the sperm outfit needs more work.
Sometimes, Fathers for justice was a little bit embarrassing.
And then I go & spoil it all by saying something stupid like I love you.
Quote: Paul Milner @ February 12 2009, 10:49 PM GMTI think the sperm outfit needs more work.
Haha! Brilliant
"And you STILL claim he's not your son!"
"My husband goes to great lengths to stay hidden. Timmy's just ugly."
Luke I am your father!
Quote: Marc P @ February 13 2009, 8:23 AM GMTLuke I am your father!
Fantastic
Quote: Chris Forshaw @ February 12 2009, 11:31 PM GMTHaha! Brilliant
Thanks Chris 