Write a gag/punline to this pic for Greeting Card Page 5

Quote: Lee Henman @ January 14 2009, 9:27 PM GMT

His body's actually quite a bit like mine.

Of course you can have my assistant's job. How do you look in a mini skirt?

Not as good as Holly!

"Remember bitch that's 2 fitty an hour an don't let me catch you taking a break."

Gordon, put that case down you're not the chancellor any more. Now come over here and have a suck on mummy's cock

Quote: random @ January 14 2009, 12:01 PM GMT

Ok,

Along with the idea of starting up my single cartoons (which I believe I'll actually start requesting ideas from those who wish to in February (middle of) I've also decided to try my hand at greeting cards.

I'm currently working on some ideas of my own both gag & artwork.

However, I thought what about upload a cartoon pic of mine on here, anyone who wishes to try their hand at a funny caption underneath (as done on the original cartoon post & suggested by another) may do so. The one most funny (or maybe the best 3) I would include with my work to greeting card companies.

If it works out ok I'll probably just upload the pic and run it for 24 or 48hours, then remove, what do you think?

If it gets used, the gag/punch line writer gets the writing payment (around the £150 mark) and I get the illustration payment.

Everyone's a winner!

As ever, just an idea, interested to have your thoughts on this?

Any questions please ask?

Otherwise, have a go if you wish. I've uploaded a wee pic below just to test the water!

:)

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Quote: Steve Whatley @ February 2 2009, 7:18 PM BST

Gordon, put that case down you're not the chancellor any more. Now come over here and have a suck on mummy's cock

Has anyone done a better first ever post than this guy?