When I asked my child if they knew what I did for a job I got the reply "wears perfume".
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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 2 2009, 10:13 AM GMTWhen I asked my child if they knew what I did for a job I got the reply "wears perfume".
It's better than the reply "watches Jeremy Kyle"
Quote: Tuumble @ February 2 2009, 9:45 AM GMTDear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel.
Mrs. Harrington
...Big Shovel.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 2 2009, 10:13 AM GMTWhen I asked my child if they knew what I did for a job I got the reply "wears perfume".
My friend's daughter told her nursery teacher that "Mummy has to go to work to talk to Helen and Julia".
They learn so young! 
Quote: Tuumble @ February 2 2009, 9:45 AM GMTA first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment.
After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel.
Mrs. Harrington
That is pure class!
Quote: Tuumble @ February 2 2009, 9:45 AM GMTA first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment.
After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel.
Mrs. Harrington
Haha!
Unfortunately it's not real...
Quote: Tuumble @ February 2 2009, 9:45 AM GMTA first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment.
After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel.
Mrs. Harrington
!!!
Quote: The Cool Mikado @ February 2 2009, 3:08 PM GMTOld, I know, but still terrifying!
I think that's the most disturbing thing I've ever seen!
Quote: The Cool Mikado @ February 2 2009, 3:08 PM GMTOld, I know, but still terrifying!
Do they have that disease that makes them look older than they are and tiny?
Quote: Dr Mato @ February 2 2009, 5:36 PM GMTDo they have that disease that makes them look older than they are and tiny?
No it's a couple who are famous in Britain - but they've had their faces swapped round.
Quote: Moonstone @ February 2 2009, 5:38 PM GMT
No it's a couple who are famous in Britain - but they've had their faces swapped round.
Do they have a name or just go as famous couple? 
Quote: Dr Mato @ February 2 2009, 6:05 PM GMTDo they have a name or just go as famous couple?
It's Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee (sp?)
He used to be a famous magician and she was his glamorous 
assistant. They got married just when his career was ending.
Paul Daniels is ace.