Now that's what I call a tough audience!
Now that's what I call a tough audience!
I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,263
A Korean coal mine full of banished comedians.
It's a sit-com waiting to happen.
Worker sent to remove graffiti finds image of himself sprayed onto same wall hours later
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23610105
Personally I suspect the Jets.
Quote: Lazzard @ August 8 2013, 1:45 PM BSTA Korean coal mine full of banished comedians.
It's a sit-com waiting to happen.
A rich seam of comedy?
Jokes not suitable for miners?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23631395
Such an important issue.
I spent some time in East Africa working with victims, A truly horrific crime.
Definitely the scariest way of being attacked. Totally horrifying.
This is quite sweet. In a way. http://boingboing.net/2013/08/08/crooks-rip-off-nonprofit-rape.html
That would be amazing mitigation! Rather than the usual, he's really sorry, and oh look, he's managed to impregnate his girlfriend, please don't send him to prison.
Nice to know they have morals. Sort of.
Oddly heartwarming!
Quote: sootyj @ August 9 2013, 9:48 AM BSTA rich seam of comedy?
Jokes not suitable for miners?
You are the pits
http://www.theguardian.com/law/shortcuts/2013/aug/11/britain-youngest-barrister-gabrielle-turnquest
Quite impressive until one reads what the saft cow intends to do with her abilities !
Quote: Oldrocker @ August 11 2013, 9:29 PM BSThttp://www.theguardian.com/law/shortcuts/2013/aug/11/britain-youngest-barrister-gabrielle-turnquest
Quite impressive until one reads what the saft cow intends to do with her abilities !
Good luck to her, although "lawyer in the fashion industry"? What a waste.
Without wishing to blow my own trumpet (which I do, frequently) there is more to being a barrister than academics.
Within the last month, I have I held the hand of a woman after breaking it to her that her son had just been sent to prison for 7 years. I have rang round hostels to try and find a junkie a bed for the night and fought off the advances of a convicted rapist.
Academics are the least of it.
This is the best account I have ever found on the net of the realities of being a barrister:
Quote: Jennie @ August 11 2013, 9:43 PM BSTand fought off the advances of a convicted rapist.
F**kitty Christ.
Do you carry mace or something? I would.
Nah, there are alarms on the walls of the cell if necessary. I mean verbal advances rather than anything else.
"Miss...Miss..When I get out, would you like to go for dinner with me? We could go to Nando's..or Weatherspoons.."
Now, call me a Picky Penelope, but one of my basic requirements in a lover is that he doesn't have to sign the Sex Offenders Register.
And preferably has his own teeth.
Besides, I f**king hate Nando's.
Quote: zooo @ August 11 2013, 9:45 PM BSTF**kitty Christ.
Do you carry mace or something? I would.
what, like this???
