I've just watched Tom Hanks using some litmus paper to measure the PH of Carol Vorderman's sick. There's all sorts goes on round here. I like beautiful animals with pink/brown/off-white/swarthy/really dark/milk bottle skin, some with more body hair than others. I notice things then write them down. You can read about it here www.stjohnmorris.com and http://twitter.com/stjohnmorris
I heard that Julia McKenzie & Anton Rodgers are to star together in a new comedy called Fresh Fields so look out for that too. I'm meeting Dean Gaffney up an alleyway soon. We are doing to pour buttercup syrup in a pensioner's hat.
Knocked benter.
