Best Alan Partridge quote or scene Page 5

To Lynn: "Was that a snub-nosed UZI?"

"Well done Lynn, that was text-book"

Jackanackanory!

For some reason I do not have a favourite quote or scene for this because I couldn't find anything funny.

Quote: David Smith @ April 17 2013, 9:15 PM BST

For some reason I do not have a favourite quote or scene for this because I couldn't find anything funny.

I'm Alan Partridge is one of the funniest comedies around, David!!! Angry

Quote: G180e @ April 19 2013, 5:36 PM BST

I'm Alan Partridge is one of the funniest comedies around, David!!! Angry

That's the truth!

To be honest it didn't make me laugh at all because I am not that keen on Steve Coogan.

Quote: David Smith @ April 21 2013, 6:55 PM BST

To be honest it didn't make me laugh at all because I am not that keen on Steve Coogan.

:O

That's not toast, that's hot floppy bread!

Quote: Harry315 @ April 27 2013, 10:11 PM BST

That's not toast, that's hot floppy bread!

Same episode:

Michael (about his romantic adventure): "Aye. I come back this morning on a National Express coach. It was sort of like an SAS operation, you know. Your mission: Gan 'til Cardiff, have full sex with a woman, come back on the coach. Sort of like Operation Bravo-Two-Zero."

Alan: "I think in your case, Michael. It was Bravo-Six-Zero. By Randy McNab!"

Michael: "Hey, Randy McNob!"

Alan: "Stop that now."

When Alan finally escapes from Jed.

Alan: There's no way, you big spastic! You're a mentalist!

Leicester

What??

Leicester

no....

Leeds.

In Cockney voice

"with a little bit"
"with a little bit"
"with a little bit of blooming luck"

Quote: whatkindoffoolami @ April 29 2013, 6:05 AM BST

In Cockney voice

"with a little bit"
"with a little bit"
"with a little bit of blooming luck"

It's My Fair Lady, zooo...

Jet from Gladiators to host a millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome... properly policed; it must not, repeat not, turn into an all night rave.

"Lynn, I've got me foot stuck on a spike!!!"

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud