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20 signs you've watched too many British sitcoms Page 6
Quote: fustidious @ April 14 2013, 2:46 AM BSTWhenever someone shows you a new piece of clothing they have bought you end up saying, "Oh, suits you sir"
Whenever someone misquotes this you feel you have to correct them with the actual quote, which is "suit you sir"
....which is nice
You know the difference between The Fast Show and sitcoms...
While a handful of those comedies you talk of are actually funny...
What decade we living in?
Quote: David Smith @ April 14 2013, 10:11 PM BSTMy boss says This time next year We'll be millionaires.
Is this the restaurant owner?
Quote: cjdelphi @ April 30 2013, 11:37 AM BSTWhile a handful of those comedies you talk of are actually funny...
What decade we living in?
The tens? The onesies?
Quote: Tim Azure @ April 30 2013, 5:02 PM BSTThe onesies?
The bus driver I had today was a bit like Norman Fletcher.
Quote: David Smith @ April 30 2013, 8:20 PM BSTThe bus driver I had today was a bit like Norman Fletcher.
Don't ask if there's any room on top, he may take it as some sort of innuendo...
When you can't hear the name Dan without needing to shout it, really loud.
When you find it impossible to carry a tray without saying 'Two soups'.
When you can't say the name Bob without pulling a Blackadder face.
These are all ancient but then I can't say sausages, ever, without saying it like 'that' dog.
When I hear the name 'Colin' I must think of a dachshund.
Awww.
When somebody asks me if I'm ready for something I always reply this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBBh7KKD-Hc
When I hear Lee Mack it reminds Lee from this forum.