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"Get on with your meals!" :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

While looking at one of Polly's erotic drawings the phone rings and Basil answers:

"Fawlty titties?"

:D

From The Builders:
(Builders walk in)

Manuel: You orelly
Builder: You Watch it!
Manuel: orelly!!
Builder 2 : He Means O'Reily
Builder: Oh! Yes were orelly men
(few minutes later)
(Phone rings)
Manuel: Which one is man with beard
(builder with beard steps towards manuel)
Manuel: You is hidious Orangutange
(Builder punches manuel)
Basil (down the phone): Thank You Manuel!

:D :D :D

"If you give us any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small hours and put a bat up your nightdress!"

"Polly , What have you done with my hotel". Laughing out loud

Quote: G180e @ March 5 2013, 12:55 PM GMT

"Polly , What have you done with my hotel". Laughing out loud

Polly: Well, it's not my fault!
Basil Fawlty: You fell asleep and it's not your fault?
Polly: He forgot to wake me!
Basil Fawlty: WHO forgot to wake you?
Polly: [pause] It IS my fault.
Basil Fawlty: [shouts] Manuel! I knew it! Manuel!

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

(Burglar Alarm goes off)
Basil: Where are you all going?
Guest: well wasn't that the fire bell?
Basil: No it's The Burglar alarm
Major: Dpn't you think we should catch them first?

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

The Germans
The Mini one

Quote: george roper @ March 5 2013, 8:00 PM GMT

The Mini one

Gourmet Evening-there were only 12, you know...

Quote: Tim Azure @ March 5 2013, 10:26 PM GMT

Gourmet Evening

That one is probably my favourite episode.

Quote: george roper @ March 5 2013, 8:00 PM GMT

The Mini one

You mean the Maxi one? :D

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ March 6 2013, 8:28 AM GMT

That one is probably my favourite episode.

A favourite for many but am I right in thinking it was Cleese's least favourite, or he thought it was the weakest or something?

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ March 6 2013, 8:40 AM GMT

You mean the Maxi one? :D

Isn't that from the cross dressing episode?

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ March 6 2013, 8:40 AM GMT

You mean the Maxi one? :D

A favourite for many but am I right in thinking it was Cleese's least favourite, or he thought it was the weakest or something?

I remember him saying he didn't like the one with the builders. But anyway, what's not to like about the Gourmet Night? Never ask an artist about his own work.

I always enjoy the following exchange (the more so because it doesn't get much of a laugh).

Basil: (putting down a coffee) Cafe pour vous.

Mrs. Peignor: (disappointed) Oh. Pas pour tu?

Basil: No. I'll probably have one later.

Quote: JohnnyD @ March 6 2013, 12:58 PM GMT

I always enjoy the following exchange (the more so because it doesn't get much of a laugh).

Basil: (putting down a coffee) Cafe pour vous.

Mrs. Peignor: (disappointed) Oh. Pas pour tu?

Basil: No. I'll probably have one later.

Mrs. Peignoir: "Au lait!"

Basil: (hesitatingly): "Olé!"

Laughing out loud