September 23rd 2012

Dear Sir and/or Madam,

Owing to a Government grant, I now own a computer. I intend to pass on some general words of comfort at www.alfgarnett.co.uk which is currently being designed for me. I must admit, I was septical at first, but this internet is a very good thing. Already I have been contacted by the son of a former African politician who says he is going to deposit a large sum of money in my account.

Mr A.E. Garnett Esq.

You could do with a bit more bleeding swearing.

Even if I do like your football logo...

Thank you, my dear. I have been known to let the odd word slip out in moments of extreme provocation. Like finding out some sod in Nigeria has access to my Post Office account now.

Quote: Mr Garnett @ September 23 2012, 3:16 AM BST

I must admit, I was septical at first

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You can get some cream for that

Sam & Ella poisoning is worse.