A POLICEMAN ESCORTS A MAN INTO A ROOM FOR AN ID PARADE. AS THEY APPROACH THE GLASS PANEL THEY SEE TWO OFFICERS INSISTING ONE OF THE WOMEN TO WEAR A T SHIRT. SHE IS PROTESTING BUT FINALLY AGREES RELUCTANTLY. THE POLICEMAN USHERS THE OFFICERS OUT VIA THE INTERCOM LOOKING A LITTLE EMBARRASSED.
POLICEMAN LEADS MAN TO THE GLASS BEHIND WHICH SIX WOMEN STAND. THE ONE IN THE T SHIRT HAS HER ARMS CROSSED.
POLICEMAN.
OK sir, if you'd like to have a good look at these woman and identify the prostitute that sucked your testicles into her vagina then stole your wallet during your ... liaison.
MAN, LOOKING SHEEPISHLY.
I really don't know who it was. if..well.. it may not have been any of these ... ladies.
POLICEMAN.
Hang on a moment, sir, let's do this right.
CALLS OVER INTERCOM TO ONE OF THE OFFICERS.
Brown, get that old tom to put her hands down.
THE OFFICER ENTERS AND SPEAKS TO THE WOMAN IN T SHIRT WHO PLACES HER ARMS BY HER SIDE. SHE IS CLEARLY ANNOYED. THE T SHIRT READS MAY CONTAIN NUTS.
POLICEMAN.
Any better now, sir?
Good gag Marion. I'm wondering if it may be worth saying that she bit his testicles off, implying that she swallowed them? Or is that too far fetched? Still funny regardless.
So I thought that maybe a prostitute would suck 'em up, so to speak, in a sort of an urban myth type of way. 