Will you stop saying your threw a monkey into the sea

Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan.

Dan. Dan.

Dan.

Dan.

Dan.

Sir Danworth of Moodyshire, as I live and breath!

Quote: lofthouse @ July 21 2011, 11:34 PM BST

Sir Danworth of Moodyshire, as I live and breath!

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I see you combined the card with the handshake.

I've just been into B&Q for a bag of tungsten-tipped screws. Never gonna use 'em... Never gonna use 'em.

Then, then, right, he spies this cook book an he picks it up and he says 'that'd be no good to me like as I canny cook!'

He's crackers man!

You people.

FIRE FIRE! THE FAIR'S ON FIRE!

'It's hotter than the sun!'

I'm basically driving around in an obscene publication.

Occasionally I doth venture south

'What the frig have you got on your feet... you look like you live on a ward!'

We have a caller on the line who fears he may be a gay. He's married so we'll only refer to him by his Christian name. This is Domingo from Little Oakley.

"....rolled on the thighs of a vrigin."

Quote: eQua @ July 19 2011, 2:46 AM BST

I don't watch any other sitcom.

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Seriously?