Hi everyone, I'm looking for some help on a song that I need to be written - it needs to be funny and done in a pirate sort of fashion. If anyone is interested and wants to take up the challenge please pm me.

Well I've got the ship and the cutlasses.

(What do you mean?)

I might be able to do lyrics but no music sorry

Funnily-enough I did a pirate shanty for a kiddies panto. 'Tis here, me hearty. http://www.macjams.com/song/26492

(Unfortunately I don't do music for free anymore but if you have dosh to spend, PM me).

Pirate? Does that mean you will be wearing an eye-patch?

Do you have a popular or nautical tune in mind, or are you after tune & lyrics?