Quote: Nat Wicks @ April 14 2011, 6:56 PM BST

Ew.

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Why Ew?

We cleaned the house for six hours then went to a spa.

What did you think I meant?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ April 14 2011, 6:56 PM BST

Anal+facial.

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Quote: Kevin Murphy @ April 14 2011, 6:56 PM BST

Anal+facial.

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Gross.

I can smell her faeces on your hampton from here.

Think I may have eaten a frot apple... can't tell.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ April 14 2011, 6:58 PM BST

Why Ew?

We cleaned the house for six hours then went to a spa.

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Groan!

Quote: The Naked Busker @ April 14 2011, 7:31 PM BST

Think I may have eaten a frot apple... can't tell.

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What's a frot apple?

Rotten massively mispelled?

Yeah, Google hasn't heard of frot apple.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 14 2011, 10:43 PM BST

Yeah, Google hasn't heard of frot apple.

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Try frottage.

Noooooo... last time you made me Google something I ended up having to do that thing to you with a straw. Not fun.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 14 2011, 10:57 PM BST

Not fun.

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Do it to me next time.

Anyway, time for sleep. Don't stay up too late Chip. I want some love making before I go to sleep. I'll get the bed warm and reaarange the kitties.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 14 2011, 11:04 PM BST

Do it to me next time. Anyway, time for sleep. Don't stay up too late Chip. I want some love making before I go to sleep. I'll get the bed warm and reaarange the kitties.

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Didn't cybersex go out of fashion in 2002? Take it to PM you randy slags.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ April 14 2011, 11:39 PM BST

Take it to PM you randy slags.

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I am not a slag.

No, you're a Grandpa. Congrats!