Jones The Assasin

SCENE 1. ASSASINATION

ASSASIN:
It was two years ago that I was given this mission. Two long years it has taken me and I’m still no closer to achieving my goal. I'm a killer but my target has eluded me, but i'm getting closer. I do not know my victim’s identity but I was given a name, Jones, and a location, Wales.

DAVID:
Can I help you miss.

ASSASIN:
Are you Jones?

DAVID:
No, I’m David

ASSASIN:
David Jones?

DAVID:
No, David David

ASSASIN:
But this is Jones Hardware Store?

DAVID:
Yes but he works on Saturdays

ASSASIN:
Where does he live?

DAVID:
Oh just up the road there on the hill

ASSASIN:
Any family?

DAVID:
Yes quite a large family.

ASSASIN:
Have any of them ripped off a drug baron?

DAVID:
I don’t think so

ASSASIN:
But you’re not sure?

DAVID:
No, do you want to purchase anything love?

ASSASIN:
Yes, could I have a spade, some rope, lime powder and a chainsaw please.

Nice. I like. "ripping off drug baron" is a great line.

I could imagine the assasin as a massive bloke towering over David, Growling his lines lol Yeah very good nice work