Quote: dannyjb1 @ December 8, 2007, 11:13 AMRed hair eh?
Since Danny and I are now morphed he won't need the huge clue of something to do with trees (goes in the top of a bottle) and something to do with sex (curly like a piggies willy)
It is not a blow up doll for pigs (of the porcine or police variety - oh, maybe ....) before anyone asks. You dirty sods
Quote: marion @ December 8, 2007, 11:18 AMSince Danny and I are now morphed he won't need the huge clue of something to do with trees (goes in the top of a bottle) and something to do with sex (curly like a piggies willy)
It is not a blow up doll for pigs (of the porcine or police variety - oh, maybe ....) before anyone asks. You dirty sods
Morphed, I was thinking more merged 
Classy.
D'ya know, when you've got red hair and young and beautiful (I think that I can remember that far back) men are outrageous about it.
Ginge minge is normal, idle chit chat before you've even had a formal introduction!
What is it about red hair (wherever it may reside) that gets everyone at it?
Careful Marion, he'll have you bent over Other British Comedy in a minute, taking it roughly from behind.
And a partridge in a pear tree.
Oh, and the answer is cork screw. Thought I'd add that as the moment was slipping fast! 
Quote: marion @ December 8, 2007, 11:28 AMD'ya know, when you've got red hair and young and beautiful (I think that I can remember that far back) men are outrageous about it.
Ginge minge is normal, idle chit chat before you've even had a formal introduction!
What is it about red hair (wherever it may reside) that gets everyone at it?
Errr ... Can't relate to that one, let alone answer it. 
Quote: Aaron @ December 8, 2007, 11:27 AMClassy.
*Adjusts bow-tie*
Quote: marion @ December 8, 2007, 11:28 AMD'ya know, when you've got red hair and young and beautiful (I think that I can remember that far back) men are outrageous about it.
Ginge minge is normal, idle chit chat before you've even had a formal introduction!
What is it about red hair (wherever it may reside) that gets everyone at it?
Erm... look there... Elvis
BTW, are we talking red, or ginger? 'Cos red as far as I know isn't a natural colour.
And neither sound particularly nice!
Quote: Aaron @ December 8, 2007, 11:35 AMBTW, are we talking red, or ginger? 'Cos red as far as I know isn't a natural colour.
And neither sound particularly nice!
What's BTW mean?
By the way.
BTW ginger.
BTW ginger.
One of my biology teachers once told my class that being ginger is the result of a defective gene.
Hmm.
This thread is going down hill fast.. anyone bought their christmas crackers, yet? I got some for 50p for a box of 6 in ASDA. Now that IS what you call class! 
Bet he secretly yearned to shag one!
Sorry, I was meant to raising the tone
