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Steve Sunshine is actually Mr Pringle.

The JP in Ellie's name stands for Just Prunes.

Will Cam is from Dorking but now lives in Berwick-upon-Dweeb

Tuumble gets all of his suits from the dead. Just, like, digging up their recently interred coffins and just getting them off.

John Lucas 101 Became so absolutely enthralled by the stupendous interpretation of Lucian Freud's painting "Girl With A White Dog" 1951-52 that had been sprayed onto Winnipeg Bergunhousoms wall that he decided there and later here that it was time to give up on his dream of becoming a famous Shuttle Cock Importer and take up Grouse Hunting.

Reiss Ellesse backwards is Fray Bentos

roscoff is great.

David Bussell once woke up surrounded by feathers after eating his pillow in his sleep.

Ellie JP once sucked all the cavity wall insulation out of a building.

John Lucas 101 was once a Carmen Miranda tribute act.

Roscoffs motto is 'Keep Dry & keep away from Children'
Which he got from a box of matches.

Steve Sunshine was the underated member of the 'KC and the sunshine band'

He turned to comedy writing many years later and now lives on Venice beach L.A, with his little dog Chi Chi.

Scottidog is the most requested person to be placed into Room 101

Shaggy292 is a natural byproduct of cockstrangling

Will Cam has unfeasibly small testicles...for a blue whale.