PETE STANDS ON STAGE. HE WALKS FORWARD AND TRIPS OVER HIS FEET. HE WALKS THE OTHER WAY AND TRIPS OVER AGAIN. ENTER KATE.

KATE:What are you doing?

PETE:I'm practising for my job interview.

PETE ROCKS BACK AND FORCES HIS THUMBS OUT AS IF HE IS WEARING SUSPENDERS.

KATE:What job are you going for?

PETE:Can't you tell?

PETE SQUEEZES HIS NOSE AND HONKS.

KATE:Uhm...no.

PETE HOLDS HIS T-SHIRT BY HIS NIPPLE AND POINTS IT AT KATE, SHAKES AND MAKES A SPRAYING SOUND.

PETE:What about now?

KATE:Nope.

PETESIGHS) Right, you'll get it now.

PETE PRETENDS TO RIDE A MINIATURE BICYCLE AROUND KATE WHILST WHISTLING THE CIRCUS THEME. KATE STARES BLANKLY; PETE IS EXASPERATED.

KATE:Just tell me!

PETE:It's for an accountancy position in London.

END OF SKETCH

Nobody? Anybody? No? Obviously not.

well.......not a stinker, but not quite funny.

cheers Will! I was hoping the physical content would carry it, especially if they pull some silly facial expressions!

Sorry my lovely but I didnt like it however it may be better as a visual.

And why would he be wearing suspenders? Is he a transvestite? Or did you mean braces?

Sorry though but I didn't get it.

And is it Jordan and Andre?

Would probably be humourous visually as others have said, but I think it's a bit too wacky at the minute.