Worst idea for a book

Books are rubbish they're like TV but you have to read and there's no pictures.
They're only real use is avoiding looking at pregnant women when you sit on both handicap seats on the bus.
That and throwing at tramps sleeping in libraries.

But what's the worst idea for a book ever?

Pride and racial prejudice.
Jane Austen yawanthon about a punch up between poofs and foreigns.

TheoPathetasaurus
A collection of a million diferent terms for looking dismissively down your nose and sighing.

The Bod Delusion.
Spoil sport aetheist picks on beloved kids TV character.

The Libel
Lawsuits galore if Jesus had been born in the USA.

Men Who Wear Bras, Women Have A Penis
Thought-provoking insight to the minds of the transexual.

Beating Jordan
Fantasy-driven novel sells 100x more copies than Katie Price autobiography.

Dan

Thomas the Rank Engine
Kids book about a smelly train.

The man with an iron flask
French king tormented by lower back pain due to rather heavy thermos.

Where the mild things are.
A child's adventure in the land of Liberal Democrats.

Any one that advocates following a deity/ies to the exclusion of all reason.

Mein Kampf: Rise of the machines

Where's Wally? (now in braille)

Brine Kampf
The Nazi guide to pickling food stuffs.

The Tibetan Facebook of the dead.
Verily your journey will start when the body dies and you throw a badger.

The Koran Koran
The reflex is an urge to martyrdom.

Cooking with Gaddafi.

The most tried and trusted of international terrorists; Gaddafi has been torturing for over 30 years...

David Dickinson and Me.

Residents of Parkhurst meet with David on their road to recovery.

Chelsea Smilers.

Portraits of all the best Chelsea smiles.

sootyj: My Life So Far

Pop up books, for people of a nervous disposition.

The Alternative Kama Sutra by Amanda Knox.

If only the Nazis had written a sitcom about grammar.
The Aaron Brown Christmas annual.

Quote: The Giggle-o @ December 5 2009, 4:12 AM GMT

The Alternative Kama Sutra by Amanda Knox.

>_< :D

'My Shit Life So Farzi' by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

SCOUTING FOR BOYS
by
Jonathan King

Bloody Burk
By Marks with Pee.

Fantastic Ms Fox
Ms Fox had a most unusual way of killing the chickens...

Touting for boys
By Jonathon Kings pimp