Marathon

A MARATHON IS TAKING PLACE WITH A COMMENTATOR AS VOICEOVER

RUNNERS ARE SEEN

COMMENTATOR: What a test of endurance this race is. Surely they must be feeling the little knocks, the slight strains – the exhaustation is starting to show.

CAMERA SPECIFICALLY ON ONE RUNNER

COMMENTATOR: Ahh look at him, he's definitely waning

RUNNER (SHOUTING): WAYNE, WAYNE, WAYNE!

END

Strangely it made me smile.

Strangely it made me wane.

Nice

Short and sweet

But she needs to be Kathy Burke as Waynetta. (age showing)

Watch out! You'll get stabbed by Wayne and Waynetta's offspring Spudulicka if you ain't careful. teenage rampage, death on the streets.

Apparantly you need to be mentally ill to hit a leader of a country these days (Burlesscrony) et al take note
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Oh my, you hate the president/prime minster....consider yourself sectioned.

God forbid someone has the balls or ovaries to start shooting at these shits...kill at will.