Which non human life form would you shag? Page 3

Quote: Slippery Jack @ November 15 2009, 1:38 AM GMT

I see no one has gone for an inanimate object yet . . .

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Coorrr grrr eeeh, extra.

Any non sleaze bucket would say aw, that looks like a heart.

Quote: NickTheDon @ November 15 2009, 1:40 AM GMT

Ariel from The Little Mermaid, anyone?

Although I have to say, f**k knows where her vagina is.

Well if you wanted anal you could wait till she provided a long stringy poo that annoying lobster thing would eat.

Long time no see Nick!

Quote: zooo @ November 15 2009, 1:42 AM GMT

Any non sleaze bucket would say aw, that looks like a heart.

This sleaze bucket reckon they look like they make Jordan look flat chested.

Quote: sootyj @ November 15 2009, 1:42 AM GMT

Well if you wanted anal you could wait till she provided a long stringy poo that annoying lobster thing would eat.

Long time no see Nick!

I don't know if I could stoop that low. I'd definitely let her suck me off though.

(I kept on forgetting to come back here, I've missed great threads like these)

Quote: zooo @ November 15 2009, 1:42 AM GMT

Any non sleaze bucket would say aw, that looks like a heart.

A brave attempt to raise the tone of the conversation. Bravo, young lady! :)

Right, what was all this about f**king cartoon mermaids again?

Have you been wasting your time having a life, going out in daylight and stuff.

Quote: sootyj @ November 15 2009, 1:42 AM GMT

This sleaze bucket reckon they look like they make Jordan look flat chested.

Ha!
Is un possible.

Quote: NickTheDon @ November 15 2009, 1:46 AM GMT

I don't know if I could stoop that low. I'd definitely let her suck me off though.

The list of anything with a mouth that I'd let suck me off grows shorter by the year...

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It's the John Holmes land.

Quote: zooo @ November 15 2009, 1:42 AM GMT

Any non sleaze bucket would say aw, that looks like a heart.

I reckon it's a pair of cock-less testicles.

This cheesecake would get it:

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Ha, ok fair enough, I can't fight that one sooty.

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Women are now redundant.

Quote: sootyj @ November 15 2009, 1:48 AM GMT

It's the John Holmes land.

Ha! Where's that Murphy? You see, there is a God! Pleased

eh?

Quote: sootyj @ November 15 2009, 1:54 AM GMT

eh?

That blasted heathen Kevin. Angry