Require funny person to rewrite my horror tours

Require someone to overwrite my horror/torture/history tours.

Basically I have written these scripts 20 odd in all and they are now going to get tweaked altered by a writer , rejigged for verbal delivery.
But what makes a good story great is comedy, funny stuff running through the dark stuff so one minute they are disgusted and horrofied then the next they are laughing. Get the drift.

You are not changing the story just adding in the hmour, like a jamie oliver of the comic world.

I have to be honest there was a chap who replyed on here and he was very good but have lost his contact details. Even the intro to the tour can be spiced up with humour and picking folk out from the goup to make the rest have a laugh, anyway sure you lot will have a better idea than myself.
Payment could be arranged through pypal, a deposit.
This is a new start up business.

My email address is edinburghhorrortours@yahoo.co.uk 07795694111 please call is you need further details.

Thanks for taking the time to read this Regards Steve

I kind of always assumed that tour guides worked up their own patter.