I read the news today oh boy! Page 7

I already sent it, but I liked it and wanted to put it out there. I trust you guys.

Careful some companies check out Google before submitting jokes.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article5510714.ece

I am f**king livid! I am not nor have I ever been friends with the granny humping, arse coffee drinking retard.

Oh blimey, I didn't even make the connection until now. :D

Quote: sootyj @ January 13 2009, 6:15 PM GMT

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article5510714.ece

I am f**king livid! I am not nor have I ever been friends with the granny humping, arse coffee drinking retard.

I think you should change your name to whiteyj. Just to avoid any racist connotations.

:D I heard it on the radio and nearly crashed the car as the sound wave from Sooty's screams came crashing down the road!

:D On front page of London Lite. Saw "Sooty" and "It's just an affectionate nickname" and thought he'd been up to some mischief

They're about equal.

Quite alright. I'll be here all day.

Have you got another job yet?

Was it a crying, Scottish guy beggin you to run the country so he could just kill himself?

I got that one too, I think Gordon's calling everyone.

Just watching the G20 announcement on the news, it must be serious Merkels covered her boobs.

Fiscal stimulus package, doesn't that sound like Brown's threatening to give Merkel a punch in the ring?

On a more serious note.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/south_yorkshire/7830034.stm

What the hell? Is it me or does this feel like the lid is opening up on a national scandal.

Is it time for going back to the days of the 1930s with uniformed social workers having the same powers as police?

Quote: sootyj @ January 15 2009, 9:20 AM GMT

Fiscal stimulus package, doesn't that sound like Brown's threatening to give Merkel a punch in the ring?

Which ring?

>_<

Map and smell, what next?

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/01/13/8009796-cp.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7832439.stm

Hooray genuine bit of good news.