Internet Rumours

Considering this is the internet and i'm bored use this thread to start some internet rumours.

Did you hear that in the last Harry Potter book Harry will be killed and on the third day he will rise again and ascend to heaven, thus prooving that God actually does like witches and the Inquisition was one big misunderstanding.

Wildjesusfishkid has a ginormous penis. Sorry...I've been allowed to drink Aspall's cider.

*Winking furiously* at WJFK.
*Batting eyeball lashes* at WJFK
*Bending legs & rubbing crotch* at WJFK.

No i know for a fact that in the last harry potter book, harry turns out to be gay and he is in hot pursuit of ron weasly, cause "he's a hot peice of ass", ow and that WJFK penis thing is all true.

Is that why Hermoinie dies? :O

Quote: charley rance @ July 7, 2007, 2:44 AM

*Winking furiously* at WJFK.
*Batting eyeball lashes* at WJFK
*Bending legs & rubbing crotch* at WJFK.

Can't you see from the picture - he's hung like a (2 legged) horse!

Someone's been reading slash.

Quote: Lewis Roberts @ July 7, 2007, 10:59 AM

No i know for a fact that in the last harry potter book, harry turns out to be gay and he is in hot pursuit of ron weasly, cause "he's a hot peice of ass"

You're confusing them with Frodo and Sam, I think.

I read on tinternet that Charley Rance was one hot bitch.

Quote: charley rance @ July 7, 2007, 11:43 PM

I read on tinternet that Charley Rance was one hot bitch.

Yeah don't believe anything you read on Wiki. :P

Laughing out loud

Its all over tinternet. It is breaking news on sky. The worlds gone mad for Charley Rance.

Which world?

Quote: charley rance @ July 8, 2007, 1:28 AM

The worlds gone mad for Charley Rance.

Sounds like rhyming slang