General, General Thread Page 741

Woah, cool!

Thanks for the update!

5 feet? Was one Heather Mills? Surely we couldn't be that lucky. Neer. she wouldn't go to Canada, it's not rich enough for her.

We do have a lot of oil tycoons.....and maple syrup tycoons. I like them better.

I thought Aaron would like this!

Toilet Cleaning Instructions:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up! and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and 'rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

:(

I was doing the ironing this morning in a nude state and something funny happened. As I unfolded my work shirt, my penis managed to slip up the arm and get caught up! I did laugh!

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Quote: Winterlight @ July 11 2008, 8:29 AM BST

I was doing the ironing this morning in a nude state and something funny happened. As I unfolded my work shirt, my penis managed to slip up the arm and get caught up! I did laugh!

Were you erect at the time?

Only in my standing postion.

Impressive!

Dangerous, though.

Just had a call from an Indian call centre about reducing my gas and electricity bills. The guy was surprisingly pleasant and not at all insistent when I said we were fine. Happy I am. :)

Oh well, tried posting something in 'things that piss you off' but due to my absence didn't realise I was interupting a birthday celebration. Completely ignored!

I'll try a different one here >>>

http://www.break.com/index/hands-free-safe-drivers.html

Enjoy.

We saw, just didn't find it that interesting. ;)

Quote: Aaron @ July 11 2008, 5:44 PM BST

We saw, just didn't find it that interesting. ;)

Might be because, as I've just viewed it again, from the original one the beeb have actually edited the 'incident' at the beginning. didn't know that.

Coffee and prayer session breaks during 26 years of driving lessons is still a bit extreme though.

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