Hello, am I a member?

Oh, you're here, yes well, the less said the better... Have you seen
this lot? It's like a busmans holiday for Morticians...Very grave, no. don't titter,
it's cruel to mock the...Oh go on then, just a small one...Happy now?
Well, the only enjoyment I get out of life these days, is going down to the local
hospital and watching the ambulances arrive...How did I get in?...They let me
join mate, five quid and you get a badge...You didn't get a badge, yes, I can see why.
Anyway, how do you do, I'm Gary...

Welcome ?

Greetings, Gaztop! I would describe your introduction as 'unorthodox'