No point is making jokes if one of your caveats is that everyone has to understand it
Let the audience do some work from time to time, they enjoy it

Although that one wan't too hard to work out

Went to a blind prostitute. Didn't see it coming.

Quote: Chappers @ 30th August 2021, 9:43 PM

Is the average person supposed to understand this?

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Does the average person visit us here in the dungeon?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 30th August 2021, 10:23 PM

No point is making jokes if one of your caveats is that everyone has to understand it
Let the audience do some work from time to time, they enjoy it

Although that one wan't too hard to work out

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Might help if I knew how it was pronounced.

Facebook jail. It's like real jail. But the sex isn't as good.

What's the difference between the Green Pass and my mother? The green pass might not let you inside.

What's the difference between eggs and your dick? You don't teach your grandma to suck eggs.

My dad says he has an extra gonad. Oddball.

A guy just came up to me and said, 'Me and my mate think you're a f---ing c---.' I was shocked. Cos it's 'My mate and I.'

I had a dream last night that I was eating a big box of chocolates.
When I woke up, my kids lego box was empty.
I'm shitting bricks now.

I have a recurring dream where Melanie C feeds me beer and kebabs in a pink dress. No idea why I wear that.

What's green, got 64 legs and excites priests? Little House on the Prairie.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 2nd October 2021, 9:05 AM

What's green, got 64 legs and excites priests? Little House on the Prairie.

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I still don't get that.

Maybe if I'd seen LHOTP it might make some sort of sense.

I don't get it either.

How do you stop a drunkard's nose looking red and bulbous? Winoplasty.

Well, I liked it.