A Plumber landed a recording deal after singing while fitting bathrooms for the owner of New Reality Records.
"I'm hoping to reach musical stardom," said Dwaine Pipe, 49

The winning bidder for a rare Ru ware Chinese bowl at a Stamford auction today was upset by the auctioneer's shout of. "Ru ware, Sold."

Ex England goalkeeper David Seaman has revealed he caught a seagull by mistake while fishing and it's not the first time he's dropped a gull in the net.

Prime Minister Boris Johnson and Chancellor Rishi Sunak confirm the £12 bn raised in National Insurance is to pay for the Downing Street Christmas party balloons supplied by a Florida businessman.

Australian scientists find 'Spooky' spinning object in the 'Milky Way' A scientist at the Didgeridoo
Observatory said. " We think it is a Zanussi tumble dryer from a Comet."

Obviously most of these hve to be spoken with a Northern accent to make sense.

Rotterdam has confirmed it will dismantle a historic bridge to allow Amazon Jeff Bezo's newly built yacht to fit through. A spokesperson said. "If that fails we will put his yacht into a smaller Amazon box."

Landowners have agreed to let people 'Wild Camp' on most of Dartmoor without permission.
Prime Minister Rishi Sunak said. "This is great news, only a Tory Government can deliver on
affordable housing."