Time for some Christmas cracker crap jokes. Page 4

One for the young pop pickers out there:

What did Marc Bolan say to his dog when he fed him in the evening?

'Here's your tea, Rex!'

I'd prefer some spice, girls.

Quote: Bob Carolvorderman @ 29th December 2020, 8:34 PM

One for the young pop pickers out there:

What did Marc Bolan say to his dog when he fed him in the evening?

'Here's your tea, Rex!'

Before Marc has his own tea does he bang a gong?

I balanced a sandwich above a fictional dog. Roll over Beethoven.

For Valentine's Day, my dog buys his girlfriend turnips. No broccoli.

Sorry, I meant cauliflowers. (as he's a Collie you see)

My dog eat all the Christmas tree lights.
His little face lit up.

My dog likes computers. Must be a setter.
My cat likes making noises. Must be a Purrsian.
My fish likes One Direction. Must be a complete dick head.