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Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 14th November 2020, 6:31 PM

Cumdrops on toeses Man chowder on shitters Babe batter freckled and warm willies stiffened Brown anus packed 'n' mashed, flies stuffed, brown wings These are a few of my favourite things

Cream-covered boners and fisted cabooses Bubbies and jubblies And Bristols and boobies Wild skeet that flies with the poon on bare schlings These are a few of my favourite things

Curls in tight gussets with goo fat in splashes Snake flakes that spray on my nose and eyelashes Limp and shite wieners that jerk up like springs These are a few of my favourite things

When my dong's light When my bum stings When my penis lags I simply whack off to my favourite things I'm boxing the one-eyed champ

That has quite made my day.

I always knew that there was huge talent lurking somewhere in your undergrowth.

And it was long ago actually that I realised it was me who had to bring it fully out.

I just delayed so you didn't get too full of yourself. :)

It's hilarious if you sing it to the original.
I'm listening to Macca's Tug off Whore. Lovely album. Can't fathom the hate for this dude.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 14th November 2020, 6:47 PM

It's hilarious if you sing it to the original.
I'm listening to Macca's Tug off Whore. Lovely album. Can't fathom the hate for this dude.

Great album.

It is one of the ones I play when I am having sex with my so called self for personal security reasons.

I can't let go
If I do, you'll take a tumble
And the whole thing is going to crumble
It's a tug of war

(although I have always suspected the so called was really in the I)

Paul's done some great LPs - Band on the Run, Flaming pie, Flowers in the dirt... Don't understand why he gets more stick than porn.

He does get some stick

He's also one of the most popular musicians in modern history

Can't please everyone

He's more up and down than my mother's undies. But there are some gems in his career.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 14th November 2020, 8:04 PM

He's more up and down than my mother's undies. But there are some gems in his career.

"Gems in his career".

I can spot a double entendre when I see one.

I'm a big fan of McCartney. Band on the run would make most fans' top ten of solo Beatle LPs. And Flowers in the Dirt Is fab. Some great work.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 14th November 2020, 9:04 PM

I'm a big fan of McCartney. Band on the run would make most fans' top ten of solo Beatle LPs. And Flowers in the Dirt Is fab. Some great work.

Yeah, well, the truth of it is that in real life my surname is the same as one of the Beatles. Aaron would confirm this to be true if he wasn't doing that cat thing he does. But each to his own. It looked healthy enough when I last saw it. Furthermore, there are enough similarities to make me think he was my older brother and my mother had him at aged 12. English, dark looks, gardening interests, an outstanding musical talent, attacked by a psychopath in his own house (ok in his case it was a stranger and in mine it was our mother), world music leanings (happy diwali), paranoid about getting VD because of an early bout of the clap with a German prostitute so he was virginal after 23 (whatever Patti and Olivia said) and dead at 60.

Anyways, let's all have a party.

George "Horseradish" - When We Was Fab:

Get the H and the three syllabubs?

Oh no, my clever "don't let them you know you are a Harrison code" has been broken.

Finally I have come out as someone who contributed to Here Comes The Sun (he WAS my older brother but he saw me as his son and sort of blurred the words as I spent all my time there in the late 1960s) and with northern etymology. This is not to say I ain't a cockney but my words have always emerged with a few potatoes on a Toxteth allotment. Which is why I have always needed a high in the sky overview of meself.

Gawd blimey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVu6nPTVbBQ

Ooh....ooh....ooh,,,,,ooh,

I'm really excited now.

Peters and Lee - Welcome Home:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww4v2cP-MDo :)

F**k.

Kylie Minogue has become the first female to have a number one album across five decades! Each album was recorded with her live band at London's prestigious Abbey Road studios, each album combined hit singles with covers and lesser known tracks, and each album was total and utter f**king shit.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8ntI63_KJNc

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 15th November 2020, 10:49 AM

Kylie Minogue has become the first female to have a number one album across five decades! Each album was recorded with her live band at London's prestigious Abbey Road studios, each album combined hit singles with covers and lesser known tracks, and each album was total and utter f**king shit.

I prefer her early stuff - very political, dark and edgy

Total crap.
When I was at school she was THE pinup. Never saw it myself. Bunny in a wig.

When she was in neighbours she did nothing for me at all - Jane Mangle on the other hand.....

But kylie got hotter the older she got