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A Horse walks into a bar and then walks out again
The barman says why the Volte face?

A Horse in a feedbag walks into a bar:
"So what? Find me a suitable mask!"
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M,N,B,V,C,X,?

If you find the answer, don't spoil it for the rest, don't spell out the reasoning.

Sarah Jessica Parker and her twin sister signed up to university. But that's just horses for courses.

Necrophilia gigs. I wouldn't be seen dead in one.

What happened to good old funny jokes??
Like
Seb Coe decides he'll have all his old athletic mates round for lunch.
He tells them they have to contribute to it though.
Steve Cram brings the chips
Daly Thomson brings the fish
Steve Ovett turns up with mushy peas.
As they're sitting down there's a knock at the door.
'who's that Seb?
It's Fatima Whitbread.

And as a church bell tolls mournfully in the distance, we watch as a single tumbleweed rolls along, seemingly in tune with the pitiful howling of a lone fox.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dejav!
Dejav Who?
Knock Knock

What's the difference between the Trump Appreciation Society and the Spice Girls? None. In both cases, you're watching five c**ts.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 22nd October 2020, 3:45 PM

A Horse walks into a bar and then walks out again
The barman says why the Volte face?

I like this.

Helena Bonham Carter knows the secret of working with top producers. Its her middle name.

What's the difference between problems and men? My mother won't let problems get on top of her.

Which producer feeds ghosts? Fill Spectre.

What's the difference between Walter White and a man with Piccalilli in their eyes ?

One is Bryan Cranston
And the other is Cryin' Branston

Boris Johnson has just raised the United Kingdoms Covid 19 alert level from Bubble Bubble
to Toil & trouble