Hello

My name is David, I write a silly spoof blog and do a silly spoof podcast and have been meaning to post on here for ages as all anyone talks about on Twitter is coronavirus, Donald Trump, and how much they hate everyone. Dunno where they get the energy. I'd much rather talk about Porridge and how much I hate Twitter.

Hellooo David.I can understand not wanting to talk about Trump but porridge can be cold and lumpy too :)

Who the hell is that John?