Would it be funny if someone said:
"You have insulted the good name of my family! I demand satisfaction! I challenge you to a duel; burrito eating contest... (at ten paces... per 'social distancing procedures')!!!"
I need to have 'serious only' responses. I am a famous writer who pens great novels on a consistent basis.
Please, do not be silly with this.
-Dickie Cockface Knobend
