I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,173

Bloody Vogons, coming over here...... green bastards......... bringing their poetry. It'll be martians next.

Can't wait for the backlash. Racist f**kers matter.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 14th June 2020, 4:53 PM

Can't wait for the backlash. Racist f**kers matter.

Next It'll be "paedophiles are people too, you insensitive bigot!"

About 15 years ago there was Pedo Pride day in Amsterdam. I can understand Pedo Awareness, but Pride? 'Yerse, how many innocent kids' lives have YOU destroyed this morning? Well done.'

When do me and my people get Ginger pride day?

Sick of seeing so called comedy shows where people 'red up'

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 14th June 2020, 5:28 PM

About 15 years ago there was Pedo Pride day in Amsterdam. I can understand Pedo Awareness, but Pride? 'Yerse, how many innocent kids' lives have YOU destroyed this morning? Well done.'

If thats true-words fail me

Yes it's true. Even my sense of humour isn't that gross.

Seems like they made a hash of things in Amsterdam.I only go there for the window shopping.

Quote: john tregorran @ 14th June 2020, 10:14 PM

Seems like they made a hash of things in Amsterdam.I only go there for the window shopping.

Some Amsterdam officials are apparently keen to close the window on prostitute perving and stoner losers: https://www.traveller.com.au/coronavirus-and-overtourism-amsterdam-to-clean-up-sexanddrugs-tourism-postpandemic-h1or8j

Back to the most important news of this month, an Israeli has come out in support of TERF JK Rowling's transphobic tweets. Typical Zionist support of intolerance. It's repugnant that she can oppose the semantics surrounding a man's right to use women's toilets and menstruate: https://www.thejc.com/news/uk-news/dana-international-defends-author-jk-rowling-in-transgender-row-1.500653

Meanwhile, it was another quiet day with Boko Haram in West Africa because no one gives a f**k about black people being killed by Islamic militants in Africa. It's so much cooler and easier to throw shit at that TERF bitch, Rowling.

How many windows did you buy?

Dolly Parton statue to replace KKK One. That's two tits instead of one.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 16th June 2020, 6:50 AM

Dolly Parton statue to replace KKK One. That's two tits instead of one.

Is that the breast joke you could come up with? Try harder, Bra.

Tits. And they say men can't think about two things at once.

Cancel culture comes for The Beatles:

https://www.nme.com/news/music/beatles-penny-lane-in-danger-of-being-renamed-if-slavery-links-are-proven-2688402

Statues of Lenin are being spared during the current spate of history erasure, but John Lennon's might not be safe because of this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkdnQM81EnA

My target is the Eric Morecambe statue in his home town. I am so full of hatred towards Eric and Ernie. Ant and Dec have no equals. I may even go for the Laurel and Hardy statue in Ulverston too.