What are you listening to now? Page 1,397

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hDVSnvLLr0o

Quote: lofthouse @ 30th May 2020, 5:47 PM

I accuse Rod Stewart of being a c*nt

Ain't it awesome Rod Stewart got a knighthood? I'd like to think if I could select someone, it'd be cos they lost a limb in battle, or discovered a cure for some fatal disease, or released 8460 political prisoners... But I guess the guy who crooned 'Young Turks' 30 years ago is awesome too in a way. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/53/fb/5b/53fb5ba87a68889ad143bbca7653d556.jpg

Do you think I'm sexy?

No I think your a total wanker

Lol I actually had a dream about him a few months ago

I was in a toilets at a nightclub and he was in front of the mirror spraying his hair and preening himself and posing and I started screaming abuse at him calling him a f**king tart and a dickhead!

F**k knows what that little prick was doing in my dreams

Twat!

I have a recurring dream about Melanie C. My psychologist says it represents my subliminal desires. For Melanie C. I pay him fifty pounds an hour.

Maybe my dream suggest I have a subliminal desire to ram Rods spikey head down a toilet bowl and drown the irritating little f**kwit in a poo and wee soup

I have a recurring dream where Melanie C feeds me beer and kebabs in a pink dress. Don't know why I'm wearing that.

If Limahl convinces twins to masturbate, does he cadge a googoo?

Badfinger, Come and Get it. My mother in reverse.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 31st May 2020, 10:47 AM

If Limahl convinces twins to masturbate, does he cadge a googoo?
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Didn't he sing Never-ending Story?

I went to that movie

Never ending story? It was all over in just under two hours

Pffff

Oh and it was f**king shit

Tin Openers

Momus - The Art Creep:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvnmWtDU53w

The Kaos Signing Choir - Veggie Aliens With Attitude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jD2tXVzNdY

The Billy Sentris - Bengawan Solo (A Bakery):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk6SBfK8Tc4

Bombay Show Pig featuring Jacco Gardner - Get Lost in the Shuffle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnoZSsSGiPo

Corkscrews

Chinese Football (From Wuhan) - Goalkeeper:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ5Qd_tbKyI

Lucille Hegamin - I've Got To Cool My Puppies Now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3H8b40SC4Q

Gaz Burch - Lemon Curd:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7UqUkRv2Jk

Harry and Paul - Driver Song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao4bQvEXiXc

nice bit of SKA when not expected

tasty jam session

AND If you think you've heard all of LZ try this.

Never heard of the Billy Sentris

Damn that's good...

Neverending Story.
How does it end?

Toasters

The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing - Moon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIm6oOF7gII

Bizimkiler - With or Without You:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf9tbmhUIaA

Johnny Paycheck - Pardon Me, I've Got Someone to Kill:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj0FwhPDALc

Tendouji - Killing Heads:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_RslhMj4Ig

Dishwashers

Genevieve Waite - Biting My Nails:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BAtMlXdvbc

Kiss The Anus Of A Black Cat - Argonaut And Magneto:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ2SvK6pwqQ

Thomas Mapfumo - Shumba:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-mw9U5Fq4g

Sister Irene O'Connor - Fire (of God's Love):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEOXg92gwl4

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 31st May 2020, 9:53 PM

Neverending Story.
How does it end?

UFO lands in Ambridge.A personable alien will get out but with him a monstrous tall killer robot.Which proceeds to lay waste the countryside especially Brookfield.The alien in a quiet but firm voice says to himself "The BBC had been Warned" re-enters the space ship which takes off..THE END.