Things that piss you off Page 1,782

I'm back at work now but it's not safe to use public transport and I've no car

So I have to walk there and back

If covid doesn't kill me - the f**king exhaustion will

Think of it as daily exercise that's keeping you fit.
Just don't breath in any air.

Quote: john tregorran @ 19th May 2020, 8:02 PM

So you don't Go West ?

What've I done to deserve this?

All these shitty new reactions on FB. This is the only one we need https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nu18d5fP7Ic

This site should be nsfw

The Chic Me adverts that are constantly plastered all over it are virtually porn!

Seriously do normal women actually where this stuff?

I mean women who aren't prostitutes?

Quote: lofthouse @ 24th May 2020, 7:22 PM

This site should be nsfw

The Chic Me adverts that are constantly plastered all over it are virtually porn!

Seriously do normal women actually where this stuff?

I mean women who aren't prostitutes?

Are you sure they're not adverts aimed at your personal viewing habits?

The fact that I'm a practicing transvestite is neither here nor there...

Quote: lofthouse @ 26th May 2020, 8:55 PM

The fact that I'm a practicing transvestite is neither here nor there...

Practice makes perfect.

Exactly

Those G-strings play havoc with your bollocks though

Transsexuals with diarrhea and no compass. They can go get lost and f**k themselves.
The kind of person who writes on FB, 'Live each day like it's your last.' You always wish it was their f**king last.

Yet another cute twee platitude on FB that makes Emma Bumtone sound like Plato: 'You're perfect as you are.' Tell that to Adolf Hitler.

I just had a bath

It's so hot and humid I'm more sweaty than before I had the bloody thing

Campaign against cute twee Yankee abbreviations. PM me for deets, K?

Alex Jones on The One Show- Try talking instead of shrieking dear. While you're at it, yes we know you're welsh so stop laying the accent on so thick, its as bad as Cilla Black's "I'm so scouse me"

Yeah but you still would, wouldn't you...