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Planning to sell used celebrity tampons. Just gotta pull some strings.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 22nd April 2020, 10:58 AM

What's black and white, got 72 legs and gives priests a boner? Il Collegio.

No idea what this means. Obviously lost in translation.

Il Collegio is an Italian reality show based in a boarding school. Hours of fun.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 25th April 2020, 5:47 PM

Il Collegio is an Italian reality show based in a boarding school. Hours of fun.

Oh right. Ha ha.

What lives in a pet shop, never wears undies and can't act? Knickerless Cage.

Whenever I tell a joke I always mess up the punchsausage.

Joke about Edam. Cheesy.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 4th May 2020, 8:31 AM

Joke about Edam. Cheesy.

Joke about Cheddar - gorgeous!

PS. That's a joke for the Brits.

Took a selfie masturbating. Cheese!

I've just taken a selfie cutting cheese into very tiny slivers. Great!

Holmes, I'm constipated. - No shit, Sherlock.

People say that I'm not very perceptive. But I just can't see it myself.

Went to a blind prostitute. Didn't see it coming.

Two six inch nails went into a pub and got hammered

Skin from Skunk Anansie got reincarnated as Monday to Friday. I said, How are you? She said, Week as I am...