I was reading a newspaper a few years back. I use to love reading the personals. I use to think that people with a 'GSOH who liked to walk in the woods' Should have rethunk their entire strategy.

Because if I was woman walking in the woods and there was some lone man laughing their heads off I'd pick a log up.

Anyway I digress, I then noticed a load of adverts from a man called Reg who was offering to mind peoples kids, he had about 28 little adverts.

For a minute I was all for ringing the plod. Now I'm not really a Midnight but Peados have to get a coin dropped on them.

Anyway it turns out that Registered Childminders start their adverts with the word Reg so you know they're qualified, talk about a relief followed by a chuckle.